The Devil's Beard

A ring of blood resembling a goatee that is a result of going down on a girl with her period.

"I was going down on Jane and didn't realize she had her period until I looked in the mirror and saw I was wearing the devil's beard."

by deep scraps October 15, 2009

bearded dragon

uncircumsized, unshaven large penis

Damn, he had a big bearded dragon

by Darren Batt July 2, 2003

Bearded Abe

One who can not face the reality that he/she is a complete waste of trailor park trash

That guy who married the daughter of his sister that he impregnated.

by Chris Lee March 14, 2005

beard butt

A person who wears a tinsle garland srand like a thong. Done to evoke laughter. Prank by young children.

Joel: What's up beard butt?

Sarah: That's what!

by boat crew April 16, 2011

Beard Of Zits

Zits that cover a homosexuals face like a beard

Man did you see Todd Marjama? He had a thick beard of zits, i bet when he shaves his razor is full of whiteheads.

by rhyzz_m March 19, 2009

boil beard

excessive facial acnee

face zits

by craig moore April 18, 2004

Bearded Dragon

After receiving a blowjob you jizz on the girls face and immediately shave your pubical hairs on her face, essentially giving her a beard.

Bro, I just gave your sister a Bearded Dragon last night

by -[SexDragon]- January 29, 2010