golden pirate

When a man gives the woman a golden shower directed in one eye, causing her to cover the eye and scream "Aarrrgghhh!"

After taking one too many golden pirates, Jenny had to go to the ophthalmologist because she developed corneal dystrophy

by Left eye May 13, 2005

golden penis

One who possesses a MarioCock and can use it and all of its magnificent powers to seduce girls. Also available at Walmart.

Yes! They finally have golden penis back in stock!

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

Golden Child

Golden Child are the ten kings of UWU no other KPOP group contains more UWU energy than they do. All hail the kings of UWU

Look it’s Golden Child, the ten kings of uwu

by IwoosungYoongi September 30, 2018

Golden Cookie

The result from not wiping your ass after taking a poop and then walking around with remnants of poop around your anus. Usually the result from not remembering to wipe or from the result of just purposely not wiping. Can cause your future farts to smell worse.

Steve ended up with a golden cookie after forgetting to wipe after he took a huge dump.

by Lorpsie the Dragon January 3, 2010

Golden triangle

A woman pees on a toilet while on a man pees between her legs

The line was so long for the bathroom I busted in and gave this girl a golden triangle

by J95sf September 12, 2009

GOLDEN sex

a term jack came up with to describe what the popular cereal 'golden nuggets' taste like.

mmmm these golden nuggets are amazing...its like golden sex in my mouth.

by justjumpjack April 9, 2008

Golden Rule

States that its ok to have sex with a dude when its in a 3-way.
Featured in the song The Golden Rule by The Lonely Island.

Mary: You boys wanna do a 3-way? I know most guys don't freak together...

Boys: Well she forgot about the Golden Rule — a huh huh...

by Superman 4 The Quest for Peace October 22, 2011