Mudder Fucker

People who won't stop bragging about their involvement in torture races, i.e. Tough Mudder, Spartan Run, etc.

"Here comes Steve wearing a new race shirt he's going to tell us all about, what a mudder fucker."

by Lenny Laserdisc May 13, 2015

grin fucker

noun- 1.someone who can look you in the eye and smile while telling you your a piece of shit. 2.your boss

that death vagina of a boss was such a grin fucker when she spewed her felching lies that I was inspired to jump off the closest tallest building.

by wankers against ass clowns March 20, 2009

freshie fucker

a senior who hooks up with a freshmen, then leaves them out to dry.

Dan: yo, dave hooked up with that kelly girl last night.
Bob: i know, he's the biggest freshie fucker ive ever met!

by gymclassvillian November 2, 2008

fun fucker

one that fucks for fun

eddy is a fun fucker.

by lyzzzzzzieLA October 8, 2008

Bagel Fucker

(-noun) Someone who lives at home playing video games (eg: World of Warcraft, Call of Duty, Final Fantasy) and has nothing better to do than spread cream cheese on a warm bagel, and fuck it.

My boss is such a 'Bagel Fucker'!

by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010

donut fucker

An insult used to describe someone who's wasting your time, synonymous with 'wanker'. Good term to describe asshole police officers.

"I hate it when telemarketers keep on bothering us with their bullshit. fucking donut fuckers"

by asshole12345671 March 13, 2009

Fuck Fucker

"Fuck Fucker" originated in England and has since caught on in the United States. It is a blend of "debbie downerness" and a distinct tendency to mooch.

Jeff, you are such a Fuck Fucker.

by Dean Preston January 17, 2011