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(Mitch) - Well, honestly, I could use a bereavement blowjob. Some old bay crab fries would be nice as well.
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He licked it up, swallowing it quickly. I sat there, this being the best experience of my life. My girlfriend sucked my dick all the time, but it was never like this. I leaned back into the couch, falling asleep. I woke up hours later, and he was still there, sucking.
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