ball numbing

dipping a males ball into liquid nitrogen but icey hot is a okay substatute

his balls must be ball numbing after he dipped his balls into liquid nitrogen

by lmaouwu69 January 19, 2020

Your balls will explode guaranteed

This is what is gonna happen if you suck my toes

WAIT DONT DO THAT! If you do that, Your balls will explode guaranteed,

by Lionel Pepsi June 7, 2023

Janice ball

Janice likes to give big hugs. She also really enjoys shopping with her dog "LAD BOI".

Person 1: Janice Ball is that really you?
Janice: Why yes.
Person 1: k.

by Yourmomsrlygay January 26, 2022

ball goblin

When you have extremely high T and your social conventions preclude you from cranking one out at work

If you don't crank 7 times a day the ball goblins will take over your body.

by XxScottStappxX October 20, 2023

Smurf Ball

The name given to the act of dropping a hard packed snowball into a port-o-potty or out-house through the outside vent while in use.

The resulting splash often creates smurf balls.

Dude I hate my co-workers. I went to take a dump and they smurf ball'd me.

by Demnar November 12, 2010

Balls Pooping

The act of shitting so hard that some of the poop sticks to the back of your scrotum. This can lead to problems with your smell, and is not recommended.

Sorry I couldn't be there last night. My wife saw me balls pooping and wouldn't let me go out until I cleaned up. It ended up being a 3 hour ordeal...

by ballchungler43 April 29, 2021

Ball-Aids

Adjective: Egregiously horrible circumstance or feeling.

Noun: A disease in which there is a severe loss of the body's cellular immunity, greatly lowering the resistance to infection and malignancy...but in ones balls.

Adjective: He watched his dad get hit by a bus. Talk about a ball-aids day!

Noun: Don't mess around with those crazy rich Asians. That's how you get the ball aids.

by Ball aids muncher January 14, 2023