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Makeup Sex

Where you apply makeup on your face and then jack off while raining down tears in front of a full-length mirror.
Goofy: "Gosh Mick-- I heard that Minnie packed up her things and left you?"
Mickey: "Huh Huh! Actually, she came back, apologized and afterwards we had great makeup sex!"
Goofy: "...Is that lipstick on your mouth?"
Mickey, wiping it off nervously: "Huh huh! It must be hers!"
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Sex

When someone shoves their big fucking dick into someone else's tight as pussy
Girl:Babe, I just had sex with ur dad. I am so horny right now
Boy:Im glad you had fun baby girl
by Pornstar:) May 6, 2022
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common sex

Using common sense to make decisions while having sexual intercourse.
Tom and Lisa really struggled to agree on positions in the bedroom because they had no common sex.
by Wanda Moore April 19, 2018
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Liquid chunky poopy butt sex

When you have butt sex wit a girl the putt you butts together and shit into each others butts then have liquid shit and she has chunky poop then mix them together and start swishing it in ur mouth and gargle it then spit in in her mouth and she spits it in a cup drinks half of it and spits the other half in ur butt and penis hole
Yo gugardo did you have liquid chunky poopy butt sex last night with that fat Trans woman named Janna the pizza a hut
by #buttLICKER December 6, 2024
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Sex fountain

When a man ejeculates at the same time as a woman squirts and their bodily fluids meet together in air they create a sex fountain
Jimmy: How is your sex life going, Tim?
Tim: me and Gina finally managed to do the sex fountain... I think I'm ready to get married now
by TransexualBratzDolll November 23, 2021
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Stop Sex September

No sex. Masturbation is fine, but absolutely no Sex. Passing will let you move onto Obvious Orgasm October.
Stop Sex September made me feel like a virgin again
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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National Have Sex With Your Friend Day

A day where you can ask your friend for sex (and they might say yes).
You:Hey let's have sex,today's national have sex with your friend day.

Friend:Sure
by Haideez January 2, 2022
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