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College Park High School

Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.

In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”

Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023
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high-time girl

a girl whose chief aim in life is enjoyment, sensual or otherwise.
She is a high-time girl.
by uttam maharjan November 6, 2011
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High on potnuse

1. the name of an author on Urban Dictionary
2. a joke made in a Key & Peele sketch where Peele whispers "I wish I were high on potnuse" to key when learning about hypotenuse. Key blurts it out and takes credit for making the joke. He even tells Gabriel Iglesias that. When Peele tries to make a similar joke, the teacher yells at him that he can never be like Key..
Teacher: The right triangle's longest side is called the hypotenuse.
Peele: (whispers) I wish I were high on potnuse.
Key: (says loudly) I wish I was high on potnuse.
(All but Peele laugh)
by jdoexbox360 March 26, 2023
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high five club

Sleeping with five different partners in a single day, without their knowledge of eachother.
Hey bro, how were your dates yesterday? Awesome, I joined the High Five Club!
by Braveshoe July 29, 2014
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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stay highs

Sunglasses (typically worn indoors) specifically to conceal the eyes and the signs of drug influence, such as redness, light sensitivity, dilation, pinning, inability to focus on a single visual stimulus, inability to not focus on a single visual stimulus.
Him: I'm pretty sure they are doing drugs at work!
Her: What makes you say that?
Him: They are twitchy all the time and are always wearing those stay highs.
by Thy Majestic Hawk December 23, 2021
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high heel hangers

super huge hoop earings worn by gehtto hooch women.
damn, thats girls rocking the biggest high heel hangers I've ever seen, what a slutamuphigus.
by sheepdog1 August 11, 2017
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