Kindergarten cock

A really small dick!

Damn you have a kindergarten cock!

by Normalnametaken October 7, 2013

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face made for cock

one of those guys you see wearing a decorative sweater who just looks like he sucks cock

This asshole has a face made for cock.

by Beelzebubba April 7, 2015

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jockey cock

Condition afflicting guys who ride horses excessively. Resulting in larger than normal testicles.

Travis can't ride today he got "jockey cock" over the weekend.

by C.L. Cates June 23, 2014

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COCK AND BALL TORTURE

A device used for misbehaved males or used as a sex device for highly aroused men. The device will wrap around the user's testicles and "grab" his penis and basically torture it

Person 1: I shall take you to my lair and use my Cock and Ball Torture device on you!
Male: NO I WON'T BE A MISBEHAVED MAN ANYMORE PLEASE DON'T USE THE Cock and Ball Torture device on me!

by Paul Newman Solomon III P.h.D November 27, 2022

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cock convention

See brodeo, sausage fest, circle jerk

I thought you said there were hot chicks here? All is see is a fucking cock convention.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

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cock ridden

When you care about the boy way too much and always wanna know where he is & what he is doing 24/7, chase him and put him before kids if you have them

She's so cock ridden

by Kisssxxx June 20, 2017

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