steady killin' me

continuously annoying a person; it can also mean continuously "being awesome", depending on context and inflection

Hey John.... JOOHN..... JJJOOOOOOOHHHHHNNNNNN..... JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Braaaahhhhhhhhh, you steady killin' me

OR

That was legit; you steady killin' it

by marrrrriiiiisssssaaaaaaaa November 25, 2014

Give me 2’s

Smoking half a cigarette then giving the other half to a friend

Friend- here give me 2’s of that
Me- okay

by Trueeee_that February 19, 2019

kill me

kill me its a sentence to say when you are bored or when you want to laught or for kill yourself or you want to insult a guy

😂 kill me kid lol.
Im bored of this life kill me.
Oh lol its very funny kill me.
U so annoying so i want to kill me.

by zV orbx me Vz December 10, 2019

Google, show me this guy's balls

A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.

Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️

by TheresBugsUnderYourSkin January 1, 2024

To fag me out

To make irretrivably queer. Co-extensive with losing one’s gay virginity. The sex has a wild quality about it. What one does to a not-so-straight guy whose curiosity has reached the crisis point

C’mon dude! I fucking can’t wait anymore. I really need you to fag me out!

by Frozen Prevert October 4, 2024

Jack me

To like someone as more then a friend or as little crush or even a friend

You jack me like that. Yeah

by Frank slayer March 21, 2023

You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.

by QuacksO October 16, 2020