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Burger Sex

The action of putting a McDonalds plain cheeseburger on a papertowel holder and inserting it into your rectum. Leaving your bum smelling like a cheap grease trap for days on end.
Damn bro, im kinda horny and hungry. I’m gonna have some Burger Sex.
by AnalWeedEnjoyer April 29, 2022
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Sex

Sex is a way you can have babies or just a baby. Or just Impregnate a woman. Who has a fuckin' huban-
I just wanna ask, why r u shearching up sex. Do u need a person to have sex with. be honest. Pls.
by , I'm dead! ^^ November 15, 2021
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crockpot sex

A way to describe a long sex session. Made by Lucas Cruikshank.
Boy: Me and my girl were getting it last night
Boy 2: Was it long?
Boy: Yup, an hour.
Boy 2: Oh so crockpot sex.
by crockpotseggs November 23, 2021
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Sex story

James was here to pick me up. I'd been sleeping, so I quickly threw some clothes on to get in his car.
"Hey!" I say. He doesn't respond. He was staring right at my chest. I look down in confusion and realize - in my hurry, I forgot to put on a bra! My white t-shirt revealed everything. James is smirking.
"I can see you stare."
"Darling, I'm not trying to hide it. I see how you look at me." He says slyly."

"It's pretty hot in here..." I say softly, removing my shirt.
"Get in the backseat, love." He says, pulling off his shirt.
We begin to make out. I straddle him, and he clutches my ass. Harder and faster, with slow, passionate kisses in between. I feel his erection underneath his sweatpants. His kisses work down my neck and to my tits. They're wet, and so am I. I unbutton his pants.
"I want to hear you beg for it." He says slyly.
"Please daddy, please give it to me!" I moan.
"That's what I like to hear." I look him in the eye and grab his waistline with my teeth and slowly pull his pants off. I pull his dick out and caress it. I open my mouth and put it in.
"You dirty little thing," he says, moaning, "take off your pants." I do as he says. I pull off my pants and slide his dick in. I ride him cowgirl style as he clutches my ass and moves me up and down. He's kissing my tits softly as he fucks me harder.
I moan. "I'm going to cum!"
"Do it." He says. And I do. We cum simultaneously as it spreads throughout his car, all around us. I scream and quiver with pleasure.
That was a great sex story to share with my friends.
by maria728 December 1, 2023
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Belarusian sex position

It is a sexual position that is made up by someone, who has just learned about how bogus Urban Dictionary is - and wants desperately to impress their friends.
A: Wanna hear about Belarusian breakfast, a sex position? B: No way! That's just one of those ridiculous made-up ones! I know this is Belarusian sex position, don't pull my leg!
by Dimi-drool January 15, 2025
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Sex

Sex is something horny 6th graders talk about a little to much. It
Friend : I heard two people having sex in the bathrooms

you ig? : again?
by lemons?? <3 May 11, 2022
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sex penis

a special kind of human (optional) penis that is made in a lab for the use of sex for scientific research.
me and my uni flatmates were producing sex penises in our crack lab.
by bobthenigga 2 February 28, 2024
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