Kill me

Kill me

Person 1: Kill me.
Person 2: Ok!
Person 1: *Literally fricking dies*

by I want todos September 7, 2021

You must be this tall to ride (me)

Sarcastic reference to how some gals require guys' "equipment" to be a certain minimum length in order to be allowed to "climb in da saddle".

If you don't want a gal to tell you dat, "You must be this tall to ride (me)", then don't YOU tell HER dat SHE needs to have a minimum BOOB-size to satisfy YOU, either!

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

do the do with me

Fuck me

"Hey babe wanna do the do with me?"
"Yes babe I wanna do the do with you."
sex fuck me

by mouselicker August 20, 2017

Call me tangerine

Something DJ Khaled Said and it’s actually hilarious

“*shows orange watch* “call me tangerine” - DJ khaled fly high king

by Callmetangerine October 19, 2023

HELP ME NOW

Being a child that goes to school

The child cried to his parents 'HELP ME NOW'

by Chikabille November 21, 2021

pick me

megan packer

ugh she’s just like megan...- pick me choose me love me

by anonymous June 17, 2021

pick me

in french “choisis moi connasse”, is a person who begs for the attention, acceptance and approval of the opposite sex.

“JaSon sTaWp🥺🥺🥺🥺”
“GiVe mE mY pHoNe🥺🥺oMg yOu’rE sO silly🤪🥺🥺”

that’s a pick me.

by anonymous August 27, 2021