pound sand in your ass

A kind way of telling someone to fuck off, through insertion of sand into their anus, and pushing it down through the use of a stick, road cone, or broken broom handle.

guy 1- man this dude at the bar was being a total douch nozzle.

guy 2- so what did you do?

guy 1- I just told him to pound sand in your ass.

guy 2- hmmm.

by vansdirty hand July 10, 2010

a little cream in your coffee

this is used to insult someone that pisses you off who has a white mom and a black dad and acts like theyre ghetto.

"Hey Aziza,you got a lil cream in your coffee!"

by hahahaha May 13, 2005

Untucking Your Jeans

When shirts are tucked firmly inside your jeans, it is extremely homosexual. To stop this sudden abundance of homosexuality you must untuck them. This is done by firmly grasping your shirt with two hands and force them up with an upwards motion. This will free your shirt from your jeans and allow your jeans to take a long sigh of relief.

You should really get around to untucking your jeans from now on..

by A Wise Asian Panda December 14, 2010

get your weight up

1. What every skinny bitch needs to do.

2. What every guy needs to do to his waffle breakfast sandwich game.

1. Skinny bitch- "you wanna hang out sometime?"
Guy- "Get your weight up and we'll see"

2. Alex 1- "how many waffle breakfast sandwiches did you get?"
Alex 2- "just 1"
Alex 1- "get your weight up"

by Kuhnski February 14, 2012

National give your gf your hoodie day (they get to keep it)

Give your girlfriend a hoodie so a piece of you will always be with them when they need it. Girls love boy’s hoodies

Girl: Guess what day it is!?!?
Boy: what?
Girl: National give your gf your hoodie day (they get to keep it)
Boy: oh really…😏 here you go!
Girl: puts it on

by cacawaterlolol March 15, 2022

Juicin' Up Your Orange

To arouse some one. To turn someone on.

See that chick dancing with that dude over there she is defiantly Juicin' up his orange. or Juicin' up your orange

by CoCobaby9843 April 8, 2010

Put Your Purse Down

a saying used to tell a man to put down his womenliness and let his testosterone conquer the large amount of estrogen that he has. in other words, man up and stop being such a wimp

Thomas: dude, im so scared that shes gonna reject me.
Michael: gosh thomas, put your purse down and go freakin ask her out.

Life would be ten times better if everyone would just put their purses down.

I feel like such a man since i put my purse down.

by band_nerd_15 February 20, 2011