Wardrobe Toilet

The occasion when you go to bed so intoxicated, that you stumble out of cloud 9 drunkenly confused and use your wardrobe as a toilet. Awkward the next day when you realise you have urinated all over your shoes and other wardrobey items.

Hannah: "Anne, I bought you this glass of water. What are you doing in the wardrobe with your pants down?"
Anne: (drunkenly mumbles) "wardrobe toilet....."
Hannah: "ummmmm....."

by wardrobetoiletmaster June 7, 2011

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Toilet Pony

A dirty girl who likes to fornicate. She can be hot, but still disgusting.

That toilet pony asked me to terd on her when I beat it.

by D-Lyrix February 16, 2010

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Toilet Toddler

The fecal matter after a food baby belly. Basically the shit after you ate way too much.

I ate too much, it looks like I have a food baby (pointing to stomach). I am going to have a toilet toddler late and I am excited her it's delivery.

by Firebreathingrubberducky May 29, 2017

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Toilet bounce

When stall after stall is flooded or stopped up and you keep entering and exiting until you find a stall you can comfortably take a dump in.

"Well if the janitors would do their damn job I wouldn't have to toilet bounce."

"I'm an avid toilet bouncer. If there's even toilet paper on the floor in the stall it's on to the next one."

by Stall Life for Days September 26, 2013

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toilet tasker

One who performs multiple tasks while sitting on the toilet.

Girl 1: I was a total toilet tasker this morning.

Girl 2: How?

Girl 1: I took a crap while reading the newspaper and drying my hair all at once.

Girl 2: You definitely are a toilet tasker.

by Moniscandal August 11, 2010

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