Igor...The Russian

A wierd kid whom think he is black... He wears ecko, seanjhon, or shady every day... But he is russian... He comes to school jacked up on Vodka and get caught by his nieghboors when he tokes the reefer... His hobbies include porn, porn, and breaking his computer with porn.

"Hey Igor wanna come over my house."
"No man, naughty angels 34 is comming on today!"

by Derek McConnell May 5, 2005

Russian Carwash

When a guy is sweaty and gets all of his ball sweat on his hand than wipes it on anothers face.

FUCKIN A! Nick just gave me a russian carwash and sum got in my mouth!

by BartDawgFizzle November 7, 2008

Russian Headstand

It is when the girl is on her head on a couch and the guy is holding her legs while they are having sex.

Dude me and my girl did a russian headstand yesterday.

by The Headstand October 7, 2009

the russian submarine

The process in which a man, or woman, chugs a bottle of hard liquor while ramming a girl from behind while hacking into a computer.

I brought a girl home from the bar and gave her the Russian Submarine.

by Sadface February 1, 2018

Russian kiss

Russian Kiss / Snog - When someone sits on your face and tenses their ass muscles to try and kiss you with their anus/rim...

Russian Kiss... When someone sits on your face and tenses their ass muscles to try and kiss you with their anus/rim...

by Chrissyjj July 31, 2008

Russian Iceberg

when a vodka bottle becomes so cold that a chunk of frozen vodka forms in the center and all the remaining liquid becomes the consistency of syrup

"dude you gotta eat this Russian Iceberg"
"hell yeah bro"
(high five)

by the super ninger November 28, 2010

Russian Haircut

When a male bites the females pubic hair off with his teeth

I gave that bitch the Russian Haircut

by Tha Real MC June 19, 2008