wallpaper person

When someone is so boring that could easily just melt into the wallpaper.

What? Was Caren at the party? She's such a wallpaper person

by PlantAxe May 19, 2020

Puddle person

A person who sucks the energy out of you. Who blames everyone but themselves for their feelings. A person who just cries and waddles in self pity. So sad my life cry cry tear tear.

Omg MIA she’s so annoying and always cries. Why don’t you like me… because you’re a puddle person.

by Sumaly October 13, 2023

Galaxy (person)

I think you know about her strange name...

Oh hello, i am Galaxy (person)!

by Galactic dictionary October 19, 2021

person face

A phrase used when you are so horribly fucking bad at insulting, you decide to call someone's face a "person".
Don't be a dumbass and get better insults please.

Also, it could be used as a joke with friends, but you don't have any so oh well

Normal person: "Why are you such a cock sucking fucko, dumb whore?"

Dumb whore: "shut up, you Person Face"

Normal person: "Are you fucking high or just utterly retarded?"

Dumb whore: "Both Negger"

by Some FiggerNaggot May 9, 2017

person craving

A desire to see someone

I have a person craving for Isabelle

by GlowingEyesTØP September 8, 2023

goated person

to say a person who is great/cool

bob: "hey look it's the goated person"
bob's friend: "omg"

by the blu ever!!! January 4, 2023

person plague

When your doing "Randoms" (Constantly pressing the shuffle button for funny definitions) on Urban Dictionary and you keep getting peoples' fucking retarded names.

"Terry, Who gives a fuck about Terry? I'm getting person plagued."

by TheMagicSchoolBuss March 11, 2016