Toilet Pony

A dirty girl who likes to fornicate. She can be hot, but still disgusting.

That toilet pony asked me to terd on her when I beat it.

by D-Lyrix February 16, 2010

toilet turkey

The third after Thanksgiving dinner.

I went to use the bath room after Thanksgiving dinner and someone left a big ol toilet turkey in the crapper!

by Tomayko Plumbing November 23, 2017

Toilet Paper

The most important thing in times of a pandemic.

Toilet paper is nutritious and healthy for your brain!

by Merpish Man April 26, 2020

Toilet Toddler

The fecal matter after a food baby belly. Basically the shit after you ate way too much.

I ate too much, it looks like I have a food baby (pointing to stomach). I am going to have a toilet toddler late and I am excited her it's delivery.

by Firebreathingrubberducky May 29, 2017

Skibidi toilet

The unfunniest thing to ever exist on the internet that Gen Alphas are dying laughing over

Gen Alpha: Hey, do you know Skibidi toilet?
Other generation: No. Is that what you kids are into these days?
Gen Alpha: *shows it and laughs uncontrollably*

Other generation: what the actual fuck has the world become…

by RN1306 October 24, 2023

toilet paper

the white paper you wipe your bunghole with

toilet paper cleans my junk

by PudiesPie September 9, 2014

Toilet monkey

Monkey that’s in the toilet

John Stamos: Yo what that monkey doin in the

toilet

Steve Jobs: oh yeah that’s toilet monkey nigga he stay willin he crazy af

by Sam Gleason October 16, 2019