Fuck a girl with your cock, hence the pump. Once the vagina is dilated, fart in the orifice. Hence the gas. Michigan, because that's where my last girlfriend was from.
by krautmonkey December 19, 2013
Get the michigan gas pumpmug. A stupid, souless, materialistically obsessed shell of a woman who, although physically attractive, possesses a personality as interesting as watching paint dry.
Usually accompanied by and annoying fake high pitch voice which makes you want to stab your own ear drums out with a HB no.2 pencil.
Usually accompanied by and annoying fake high pitch voice which makes you want to stab your own ear drums out with a HB no.2 pencil.
Mark: "So bro how was your date last night?"
Johnny: "Meh, she was hot but man that bitch was a slow gas leak forsure."
Mark: "Bummer."
Johnny: "Meh, she was hot but man that bitch was a slow gas leak forsure."
Mark: "Bummer."
by Sheap July 26, 2011
Get the Slow gas leakmug. A type of foreplay. When a male farts in a females mouth. The female then blows the fart back into the males mouth and make out.
by Freygod 2009 June 21, 2008
Get the Gas Maskmug. this term is spelt wrong.
gas "brake" dip is the correct spelling of the term.
Main Entry: Gas Brake Dip
Function: verb
Pronunciation: 'gas 'brAk 'dip
1. a. one must be in a car and gas it, while simultaneously braking the car which causes the car to bounce up and down as if it had hydrolics. b. An action done in Scrapers, caddy's or any other car with fairly loose suspensions. c. word orininating in the yay area and has become extremely popular due to E-40s song Tell Me When To Go.
gas "brake" dip is the correct spelling of the term.
Main Entry: Gas Brake Dip
Function: verb
Pronunciation: 'gas 'brAk 'dip
1. a. one must be in a car and gas it, while simultaneously braking the car which causes the car to bounce up and down as if it had hydrolics. b. An action done in Scrapers, caddy's or any other car with fairly loose suspensions. c. word orininating in the yay area and has become extremely popular due to E-40s song Tell Me When To Go.
by nicktomyskins May 4, 2006
Get the gas break dipmug. A human gas pipe is when two or more people (preferably in a sexual setting) engage in an ass to mouth oriented, human centipedesque configuration whilst performing analingus amidst passing down a chain of gas via ass coughs
Teddy: Is there such thing as “Pink throat”?
Lauren: I’m not sure, why do you ask?
Teddy: Well... Last night those girls I met from PF Chang’s and I had had a wicked Human Gas Pipe goin and I woke up with an itchy, crusty throat this morning...
Lauren: Hmmmm...I think we should call off our wedding until we know for sure just to be safe
Lauren: I’m not sure, why do you ask?
Teddy: Well... Last night those girls I met from PF Chang’s and I had had a wicked Human Gas Pipe goin and I woke up with an itchy, crusty throat this morning...
Lauren: Hmmmm...I think we should call off our wedding until we know for sure just to be safe
by Juicey Freddy March 20, 2021
Get the human gas pipemug. While your buddy/enemy lies on the floor on his back, you grab their ankles, lift their legs to the height of your shoulders, and you plunge your foot as deeply into their crotch as possible.
1. (verb) I was taking a nap and my little brother russian gas pedaled me
2. (noun) I was taking a nap and my little brother gave me a russian gas pedal
2. (noun) I was taking a nap and my little brother gave me a russian gas pedal
by Felch Baby December 28, 2007
Get the russian gas pedalmug. Say you are in a situation where you are attempting to make a right turn at an intersection but there is another car ahead of you that is stopped because the light is red and they want to keep going straight. Instead of waiting behind him and wasting time, Gas Station Hax by pulling into the corner gas station and coming out on the other side, ending up on the street you wanted to turn to. Can also be accomplished with corner convenience stores, Walgreens, and small shopping centers.
by Zhulander February 4, 2009
Get the Gas Station Haxmug.