Schwasty-Faced

The point of intoxication at which one's brain cells explode out of one's mouth. See also fubar and shwasty

Good Lord! Last night Big Sam was so schwasty-faced that he fell over on his way home and caused significant damage to the earth's mantle.

by 202 Wash March 2, 2008

bot face

When someone did something really stupid

Hey Antonio you just lost in madden... you bot face

by Bot Face March 2, 2021

dank face

A facial expression characterized by the combination of pursed lips from duck face with the flared nostrils from stank face. The communication value of dank face is very flexible in that it can be used to communicate interest or disinterest and even lust or disgust.

Molly sported dank face while listening to Stephen and Max discuss last night's game. Baseball just didn't interest her.
When Tommy saw that hottie across the club, he went stone cold dank face for fifteen seconds straight. We knew he had to talk to that woman.

by WanksterB August 12, 2019

stalker face

The creepy look on a person's face while they stare openly and obsessively at an object of affection.

Sarah thought Bill was cute until she saw his stalker face as he stared at her best friend.

by BM_Face December 14, 2008

Face Hurt

Face hurt occurs when you laugh so hard that your face hurts. The only solution to correct face hurt is a Jawhorse. This will enable you to put your face-hurt jaw back into postion.

Stop making me laugh!!! I have so much face hurt!!! Now I gotta go purchase Jawhorse to fix face hurt!!!!

by hossy tussy August 30, 2010

PANIC FACE

When you suddenly realize you lost something that you just had (ie: eye glasses, keys, cell phone) you get this panic look on your face, your stomach drops and you do a 40 yard sprint to the last location you thought you had them, to realize you had them all along.

Person #1 UH OH! You have your panic face on, what did you lose?

Person #2 I CAN'T FIND MY GLASSES.

Person #1 Get back here dumb ass! There on your face.

by NYY1 February 26, 2010

booney face

someone with a stupid face.

jamie squats the night away with his booney face

by Joaquin Sanchez Rodriguez December 10, 2005