Eat a dick

To tell someone to basically go fuck off or shut the hell up

All the haters can eat a dick!

by BounceOnBy March 24, 2019

Eat a Mango

Smoke a blunt, do edibles

I ate a real juicy mango last night
Me and Kyle are gonna eat a mango later

by BigSmokeSmallToke January 25, 2020

eat a brick

An insult in the same light as "shove it up your a ass" and "fuck off". It means for one to leave you alone and do something else.

Person 1: I hate you! Your such a jerk!
Person 2: oh go eat a brick you count!

by Odd black January 29, 2018

eat it girl

When a girl with braces is sucking your cock

Eat it girl but don't cut it

by When did you get braces August 9, 2016

eat a car

flip out/ freak out/ spaz

My mom would eat a car if she knew about that party.

by mass attack March 1, 2010

eating eggs

When one eats out a girl who's on her period

I totally was eating eggs last night. Messy, yet full of protein.

by ReadyWHipp January 6, 2018

Bitch Eating

When your significant other won't do something you want so you're stuck eating and bitching at the same time.

I'm not arguing with you while your bitch eating so shut up and eat.

by MissMurderess January 27, 2017