crushing the tomato

Similar to popping the cherry, but with an overweight woman.

Taking the virginity of an overweight woman.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally popped Becky's cherry last night.
Guy 2: Bro, Becky is like 250 pounds, you weren't popping the cherry, you were crushing the tomato.

by datmanydocris April 25, 2016

Cigarette crush

A spin off of eye candy; a crush who is literally cancer but you can’t stop liking.

A cigarette crush is fantastic at first but turns into a horrible problem the more you crave them.

“Omg girl Matthew is so hot but actually so rude”
“Honey, sounds like you got a cigarette crush”

by XxMoist_BaconxX January 19, 2019

Walmart crush

Someone you see in a public place and you have a major attraction to them. Could see a future with them but you chicken out.

Friend 1: Yo I just had a Walmart crush
Friend 2: What the heck is a Walmart crush? Are you high?

by A gremlin and a crackhead December 21, 2019

Bang Crush

Someone you like but don’t want a relationship with but want to screw

Damn she’s fine but I don’t want a relationship. She’s a bang crush

by Dancerslife2015 November 20, 2019

crush dumping

When you really liked someone, but they turn out to be a complete ***hole, so you dump your respect for them by throwing it out of a window at them. Along with some complimentary rocks and an old shoe for bad luck.

"Oh girl, I am so crush dumping that b*tch-***hole-d*chebag. He lied about everything and he didn't even apologize. Lemme just run him over with a truck."

by #YouJustGotSlayed January 13, 2017

Boom Crush

The action made when an enemy (from both in-game and IRL) is epically defeated by Brute Force or any other forcible manner in which the enemy is totally demolished.

Steve: "How did you even kill that thing?"

Mike: "I Boom Crushed it."

Steve: "Wow..."

by Vex Skyler October 5, 2011

revolutionary crush

the feelings that develop in a person that surge from the admiration of someone who is a historical or current revolutionary. this may be due to the way they speak, the way they organize their community, or even the way they look.

Have you seen the movie about Che Guevara?

Oh yeah, I have a huge revolutionary crush on him!

by cruxpert2 June 22, 2011