Fear of Chuck Norris

See logic.

"I am so scared of Chuck Norris!"

"Nobody blames you, man, fear of Chuck Norris is everybody's phobia"

by Chris Grendale December 3, 2013

lace my chucks

Used in the Jack's Mannequin song Bruised (see example sentence for the line that used it) lace my Chucks is a slang word for tying my shoes, specifically Converse. The popular type of Converse shoes are actually called Chuck Taylor's, so the phrase lace, meaning to tie, and Chucks meaning Chuck Taylors, Converse, or shoes.

"I lace my Chucks, I walk the aisle"
- Bruised
Jack's Mannequin

by speekmonkey January 19, 2010

Finding Chuck Norris

You cannot find Chuck Norris, but you may aswell try.

Step 1: Go onto Google.com

Step 2: Type 'Find Chuck Norris'

Step 3: Click on the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button.

Step 4: Run.

Finding Chuck Norris is the cause of a series of health problems.

by Chris Meeeek January 11, 2009

Chuck Norris

the physical embodiment of awesome

hi you look chuck norris today dude

by aqwertyuioplkjhgfdszxcvbnm October 21, 2017

charlie/chuck

vietnam era military slang used by black soldiers to denote a white man/soldier. not necessarily derogative

hey, who invited charlie/chuck to this party?

by saolbog March 11, 2011

michael chuck

Is when she’s laughing while reading and puppies oooh that got a reaction and Hamlet lives at 64 hillside 02120 and he wants you. Come through, party this weekend

I Michael chuck, you michae chuck, he she it Michael chuck. The study of Michael chuckomolgy

by Crendan boop. February 16, 2018

chuck biscuits

The act of vomiting profusely after an insanely gut wrenching ride at the fair or an amusment park, particularly after indulging in a greasy, disgusting carnival entree.

We rode that coaster 16 times. Whoo! I had to chuck biscuits after I stumbled off!

by Music53 January 21, 2009