Jah moment

The opposite of a bruh moment; an occurrence whose miraculousness can only be expressed by invoking Jah.

Person 1: "Bruh Pat really goated up today."
Person 2: "Yeah that was a real Jah moment."

by Bruh McJah December 15, 2019

Miso Moment

When someone is unable to process things, resulting in an absolute confusion and inability to speak normally. Normally used as internet slang, in moments such as public voice chats or texting chatrooms.

"did you hear about theo yesterday"
"yeah i heard he had a total miso moment"

by mydough! September 14, 2021

tender moment

(Noun)
-A scene in a television show, movie, or other form of televised media usually denotd by a soft, down-tempo, piano solo. Could range from lovers reuniting, to the loss of a loved one, to a life-lesson being taught. Intent is to either teach a lesson or invoke an emotion.

"He knew a tender moment was coming as they cued the slow piano music and showed a musical montage as the reality-show contestant was being kicked off."

by BuggieBlade March 12, 2008

Dante Moment

Its just being gay.

Dante: *exists*
Everyone: Yup it checks out, a Dante Moment

by Redos005 November 7, 2020

Claude moment

Usually entering a chatroom, and not saying anything. At random, rare moments, they say useless and somewhat ridiculous comments such as 'I love you' and 'O baby'. Originated by claudeman in Daveday's chat. The reason for Claudemoments is unknown.

HahaHardy_plays_the_Banjo: Hi claude.
HahaHardy_plays_the_Banjo: Claude?? Are you there?
_Haitain_fresh_: Idk...he's been on for hours
Xx_CrazyRhi_xX: I'm bored
JustSing_(Finger-wag_for_a_douchebag): Team jake.
ClaudeMan: I LOVE YOU ALL
JustSing_(Finger-wag_for_a_douchebag): ?? Huh???
Blondie!: Claude moment.

by Untouched December 26, 2008

yash moment

when a moment so nonsensical it is deemed a yash moment.

*an image of some thing that is clearly not after shave

is this after shave?

that was a yash moment.

by HARVEYHITLAR April 18, 2022

lexi moment

a lexi moment is when a person is IMing, and for some reason, spell so many words wrong to the point where the receiver is completely unable to understand. people who have lexi moments most often have dysLEXIa.

1).
person 1: hwats up, hwere are uyo?
person 2: what..?"
person 1: ?
person 2: you just had a lexi moment...

2). "She had a total lexi moment, I couldn't understand what the FUCK she was saying."

by katkylesquared June 21, 2009