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Three Sea Shells

An integer of sea shells greater than two sea shells and less than four sea shells
She sells neither two sea shells nor four sea shells, but three sea shells, by the seashore
by paddyflynn August 3, 2016
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floppy sea creature

The name for vagina lips when they look like roast beef because the female owner of the vagina lips are whores. They are super loose and flabby and have brown outlines and un-naturally pink innards. The lips are called floppy sea creature because they literally look like something that floats at the bottom of the sea and feeds on smaller sea critters.
DUDE!! That chick Ruby has a Floppy Sea Creature

OH F**K RUN!!!
by vonwiggleswworth September 19, 2012
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awkward sea turtle

the words and hand motion that replaces the moment of awkward silence between 2 or more people in a conversation.
Bob and I were talking about our shoe sizes...It was so awkward sea turtle!
by Berry Halls October 3, 2007
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Parting the Red Sea

When a guy has sex with a girl who is on her period in the missionary position.
Did you hear about Johnny and Abby last night? It was her time of the month but he took on Parting the Red Sea anyways!
by Red Professor Hulk October 16, 2018
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deep sea dive

Refers to the idea of holding one's breath while under water. Usually takes place when a woman goes down on a male (or even if a male goes down on male). While she is diving, the receiver simply pinches the nose of the one doing the job. This usually leads to lack of oxygen, purple faces, and good laughs with your bouddies.
While performing oral sex on his boyfriend, rod was tricked into a deep sea dive.

Rashad was charged with sexual assault after his girlfriend told police he made her do a deep sea dive against her will.
by super manhattan guy March 11, 2005
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Parting the Red Sea

(Also see The Moses Effect) The act of creating space as a form of rejection by every woman on the dance floor. Being in a club and going into the dance floor to dance and you find yourself in a gaping hole of space between you and everyone else and they are not paying attention to you. A further way girls part is by switching positions with their guy dance partners as to be as far away from the Moses. This is the harshest form of rejection by women on the dance floor that is known at this time.
Man 1 - HAHA He's Parting The Red Sea!
Man 2 - What?
Man 1 - Look at the space between him and everyone else on the dance floor.
Man 2 - Oh yeah, there's a lot of space there.
by aleams March 16, 2009
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Deep-Sea Munching

When a man shoves his entire tongue into a woman's vaginal cavity while underwater. This sexual act is often, but not always, accompanied by shoving ones fingers into the anus and biting the clit with ones teeth (although, the biting is very strenuous).
Dude, Karen and I went Deep-Sea Munching last night and it was IMMACULATE!
by MunchMeASAP January 17, 2011
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