a man who throws up into a bowl of spaghetti while casually masturbating to the existence of science. he would walk up to a girl on a non consensual way with fizz and then use his stinky breath to fart out all his hormones in order to create a new baby made up of diarrhoea, he fucks men by the name of mike smith because his tollie looks like a half eaten boriito that went to church on a Monday morning.
oh that man is so fucked up, definitely a Tommy mcock
a man who gets sent to death sentence for masturbating on ancient historians who like to eat restickles made up from testicular cromazones from an art form of majestic penis.
a man who gets sent to death sentence for masturbating on ancient historians who like to eat restickles made up from testicular cromazones from an art form of majestic penis.
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