Cowboy Law

When you give a girl your hat and she wears it, she's automatically your girlfriend.

When you let a girl drive your truck or jeep, she's your girlfriend.

Cowboy Law.

I let her drive my truck. Cowboy Law.

by Cblaw June 14, 2018

Law of Bockung

The "Law of Bockung" describes a mindset in which an individual seeks out only things that satisfy their immediate cravings and whims.

It has seen especially strong spread among german college students in recent years, even being nominated as "Youth Word of the Year" in 2021

A: Hey, you want to learn for BWL with me later today?
B: nah man, i'm all about that Law of Bockung
A: Hell yeah, you're right man. Let's have some Beers

by Evohevoo January 5, 2022

Junior's Law

Any conversation, if long enough, will eventually have a sexual reference.

Guy 1: "Did you see that catch? How he held onto that ball was crazy!"

Guy 2: "Must've learned from your mom. She had a grip on my balls last night."

Gut 1: "Seriously? Pulling Junior's Law at a football game? Just wrong."

Guy 2: "Suck a dick."

by Lilbigwill08 October 18, 2016

Law-Dawg

A police dog.

"Oh look, the police brought a law-dawg with them. They must looking for drugs."

by Drumming Ginger September 22, 2017

maga-in-law

When you have extended family who rallied, identified and/or defended Donald J Trump's irrational presidency.

I want to see my brother but I want to avoid his Maga-in-laws

by horse man April 14, 2022

Camping's Law

Named after Harold Camping, deceased evangelist and radio host. Camping's Law refers to the act of predicting an event and then pushing back the date perpetually until the event actually happens, proving you right.

The world didn't end in 2011, as predicted, so the date was pushed back to 2012. Camping's Law in effect.

by Jomali January 12, 2015

Doggie law

When a dog is sleeping or settled on you. It is against doggie law to move it disturb them

Taylor was unable to move as per doggie law because his dog was asleep on his lap

by Scuba diver 100 May 8, 2023