bug dad

A bug who has a spawn

I know he has a kid but he is one fine bug dad

by Jgravel February 26, 2018

Your Dad

He isnt here. Hes not sorry either. Your mom should have gotten an abortion and hed still be here. Its all your fault. Thats why your mom abuses you as well.

Kid: Mom when is dad coming back.
Mom: Your dad is never coming back becausr of you stupid bitch.

by UrFatAssDadLeft4Milk May 17, 2023

Dad Candy

1. A male, father figure that has the characteristics to make one melt. Dan-candy usually have washboard abs, toned arms, a warm smile, and a carefree attitude.

2. Man-candy that have a child and take an active role in caring for that child.

I was lifeguarding at the pool when in walked a piece of Dad Candy, holding his little girl's hand.

by Ashley LG Chick April 21, 2011

Dad Guy

When the main dad of the movie is the bad guy all along.

“I was watching Home alone, and at some point you have to believe that his dad is a Dad Guy”

by SacredGhost October 22, 2017

down for dad

1. Ready to partake in the dad life and all that it encompasses. (d4d)

2. Sexually interested in someone of dad-like stature.

"Dude, I'm down for dad."

by D4D May 9, 2017

Chad-dad

When your step-dads a cop

When I got pulled over by the police I really hoped it was my Chad-dad.

by Chad dad August 25, 2022

Where is dad

A common question and the answer to it is getting milk.

Mum Where is dad?
Out getting milk honey *sobs*

by Godlydadfinder December 20, 2020