The Law family

A family of intellectuals, with Georgia Law being the smartest.

They are thinking like The Law Family

by BigBoyJim25 October 1, 2021

Dom's Law

A retrospective law to cover the arses of bureaucrats who have broken the law and claim not have. In particular those in relating to quarantine.

They're refunding all those quarantine fines relating to childcare because of Dom's law

by Anonymous Named Voter May 26, 2020

Sylveon's law

A subgenre of bidoof's law coined by twitter user AProfessionalN2 after a reply to a tweet saying "We really need a law for "transphobe posting = pedo" under a tweet of a transphobic Vtuber with a 'loli' avatar.

Hitlercunnyrapist: "all trans people are groomers and degenerates"

*checks profile and sees lolicon porn in the repost and likes*

"Sylveon's law strikes again!"

by Cherubdecay March 12, 2023

Vanderhye's Law

If an online conversation goes on for long enough a cat picture will eventually show up.

Damn it, another cat picture? Vanderhye's law strikes again.

by Kablam74 December 15, 2016

Carmack's Law

The size of things you can run Doom on halves roughly every two years (a corollary of Moore's Law.)

Named after Doom's creator John Carmack

Doom running on an IKEA lamp? That's Carmack's Law.

by beanercamina July 4, 2021

law of aviation

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Look at the Law of aviation at work

by Land00 November 6, 2020

Stephen's Law

If a nervous high school artist likes a girl, she will always have another suitor. This other suitor is most often a douche and will treat her poorly. While this Law makes for great art, it does not make for good times.

Steve: Hey, bro, you see that girl over there?

Bro: The blonde? Yeah.

Steve: I'm gonna ask her out!

Bro: I wouldn't. She's into Chad, the football star.

Steve: Fuckin' Stephen's Law, bro. Guess I'll go write a song about it.

by Savage Hunter December 26, 2011