Sex

It's fucking amazing.

Bob: I had sex with Anna last night and it was awesome.

by TicklemyJohnson January 25, 2018

Sex

Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don't multiply

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Sarah and I were remembering high school math last night when we were having sex. We went at it like wild monkeys!

by Corn-Sizzurp May 20, 2021

Sex

Idk I’m a virgin too

Timmy: Mommy what does sex mean?

Timmy’s mum: idk I’ve never had it your adopted

by Imaarealperson. December 8, 2021

Sex

The one I have with your mom, and the one I have with your dad

Person A: Are you a man or a woman?
Person B: Yes
Person A: Okay, what’s your sex?
Person B: What do you mean?
Person A: No I mean like, what’s in your pants?
Person B: Poop?
Person A: No, what’s between your legs?
Person B: Which one, your mom or your dad?

by yourmomdotcom420 November 11, 2021

Sex

Fun ;)

P1:wanna have sex?
P2:fun!?
P3:can I join?
P1+2:yes daddy!~
*makes out*

by Iamsecretlyalizardlol February 1, 2022

Sex

A song you sing when having sex.

Sexy Girl: Can I lick your tippy tippy?
Sexy Dude: Only if you make it sticky sticky.
*Intense Moaning*
Hot Girl: Like a rice crispy crispy?
Hot Dude: It will make me pop an erection into you every day!

by NoYou42 October 18, 2019

Sex

Why the fuck would you search a word like. What about you look that up on bing. It might help you out, you dirty perv.

Don't search up sex

by Anonymous #420 October 21, 2019