Anthony was being a cunt as usual, but it wasn't his cuntish behaviour that annoyed me but the leaking cabbage gas, the horse's stink that made me dry reach
by Mr B Poet May 16, 2017
Get the horse's stinkmug. The first bowel movement, often in several days, after going on a heroin binge. Opiates cause constipation, so junkies tend to get backed up for days or even a week or more, before their body finally forces a bowel movement. This is why they often hole up in a public bathroom for up to an hour, and there can be considerable tearing which contributes to the mess left behind.
by Auntie Hero September 20, 2018
Get the Horse Deucemug. An old device for entertaining children in the shape of a horse. The child sits on the body of the wooden horse and rocks quickly back and forth. If there are two children in the same room, they hold a competition of who can stay on through the most violent rocking. Bonus points if you get thrown over the front.
The boy played on the rocking horse in his nursery, somehow defying its design and not flinging himself over the front
Two children took turns rocketing themselves over the head of their wooden rocking horse with the sharp teeth
Two children took turns rocketing themselves over the head of their wooden rocking horse with the sharp teeth
by Liza Jasper February 26, 2023
Get the Rocking Horsemug. The use of a conveniently placed object within a movie scene to advance the plot, specifically related to the majestic white horse on the shores of a cliff side castle in "Snow White and the Huntsman" conveniently awaiting snow's arrival to them ride off down the coast together
Wow, that chick from outlander knows a shit ton about plants for a military nurse, it's a pretty fucking conveinent horse that her husband just happens to be doing a genealogy project on that specific time period of Scotland that she gets thrown into, I mean fuck.
The convenient horse of this scenario is that the character Just happens to know so much about this random period of a country that she isn't from, and knows a lot about herbal medicine even though she was a nurse of a more modern time.
The convenient horse of this scenario is that the character Just happens to know so much about this random period of a country that she isn't from, and knows a lot about herbal medicine even though she was a nurse of a more modern time.
by Ijustwanttopostoneword February 26, 2015
Get the Convenient Horsemug. by burningTinman March 29, 2015
Get the descending horsemug. "I got a DUI and was going 60mph over the speed limit, this situation is a complete horse with gloves, I'm going to jail for sure..."
by HorseWithGloves August 30, 2018
Get the horse with glovesmug. A typically socially awkward white girl with horses on everything she owns and obsesses over them, sometimes owning one or more, or often found in close proximity to them. It is implied that they might also ride the animal in more ways than one due to this obsession. This is a natural interpretation that anyone would have bc of the long gazes at, drooling over and constant discussions about said beasts. People often attempt to modify this meaning, but this dictionary is for saying the quiet parts out loud so people actually understand and can use said word in the proper context.
Shelly always refuses to attend social events like a normie bc she's an obsessed horse girl that's probably spending yet another evening with her horse. In the barn. Alone.
by SQUATCHGIRL November 1, 2022
Get the Horse Girlmug.