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stalker face

The creepy look on a person's face while they stare openly and obsessively at an object of affection.
Sarah thought Bill was cute until she saw his stalker face as he stared at her best friend.
by BM_Face December 14, 2008
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dank face

A facial expression characterized by the combination of pursed lips from duck face with the flared nostrils from stank face. The communication value of dank face is very flexible in that it can be used to communicate interest or disinterest and even lust or disgust.
Molly sported dank face while listening to Stephen and Max discuss last night's game. Baseball just didn't interest her.
When Tommy saw that hottie across the club, he went stone cold dank face for fifteen seconds straight. We knew he had to talk to that woman.
by WanksterB August 12, 2019
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Schwasty-Faced

The point of intoxication at which one's brain cells explode out of one's mouth. See also fubar and shwasty
Good Lord! Last night Big Sam was so schwasty-faced that he fell over on his way home and caused significant damage to the earth's mantle.
by 202 Wash March 2, 2008
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bot face

Hey Antonio you just lost in madden... you bot face
by Bot Face March 2, 2021
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Face Nut

When your girlfriend makes you cum on her rather than in her, but then she wipes it off her body and slaps you in the face with your own nut.
Jack's had wild sex with his girlfriend Ariana, but was in for a serious surprise at the end when she gave him a face nut.
by DV420Swagger March 20, 2020
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John Face

A person with a very ordinary and generic looking face.
A : have you seen the new guy?
B: yeah. he has a total John Face, real plain.
by Gillian_Daemon September 30, 2018
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Face-to-Facebook

Adding only your closest friends in Facebook and keeping in touch with them, for real.
Jake -I got 1,500 friends in this cool networking game called Facebook and you got like 10. LMAO, you suck..
Marcus -For me it is more like Face-to-Facebook, like seeing my friends when not really being able to meet them in person.
by Finnish-linguist December 14, 2009
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