by pdxsasquatch August 26, 2023
Get the Rocky Mountain Calamarimug. A chronic condition passed on to you by the failed beauticians at Great Clips, in which your hair has peaks and valleys very similar to those of the Rocky Mountains.
by Black_destroyer_33 November 29, 2016
Get the Rocky Mountain Hairlinemug. Due to the fact this majestic drink was white as a theme to winter, it is likely that this special drink was bestowed upon humanity by a snow angel. This drinks specific godly taste is unknown, but it is so amazingly angelically good that even it could make anyone get into the Christmas spirit, but can still be drunken at any season in which you will end up feeling something wonderful flow down your gullet.
Guy 1: I'm confused why that guy seems so happy right now, it's the Great Depression
Guy 2: He just had a Mountain Dew Whiteout that stuff makes anyone happy
Guy 1: Well, that explains why he's happy but why is the drink white?
Guy 2: To say it's like he's in the Christmas Spirit
Guy 1: I NEED THIS STUFF!1!!11!!!!1!
Guy 2: He just had a Mountain Dew Whiteout that stuff makes anyone happy
Guy 1: Well, that explains why he's happy but why is the drink white?
Guy 2: To say it's like he's in the Christmas Spirit
Guy 1: I NEED THIS STUFF!1!!11!!!!1!
by Techn0Llama May 21, 2018
Get the mountain dew whiteoutmug. by Touchy The Clown August 12, 2018
Get the Rocky Mountain Snowstormmug. The act of vigorously mountaining a large feral feline, preferably a mature succulent cougar, yielding a classic result within 1 standard deviation.
Big Willy had his prepubescent mind blown when he first experienced the Cougar Mountain Classic. His life... and genitals, will never be the same.
by Cougar Mountain Classic June 3, 2014
Get the Cougar Mountain Classicmug. An alcoholic soda beverage, containing several cubes of ice, 5-6% Vodka, and the rest with good ol' Mountain Dew.
by REhill92 June 5, 2013
Get the Rocky Mountain Dewmug. by He him chichi May 15, 2022
Get the Rocky Mountain Showermug.