Lick my plate

Insult used by Chop Top in the original version of 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.'

Chop Top points to the visible metal plate in his head as he says it.

If you ever get cut off in traffic, a clever thing to yell to the offending driver is, "Hey, lick my plate, you dog dick!"

by MrCreo$ote April 23, 2018

Platonic Boob Licking

The act of licking another person's boob in a way that is non-sexual, often done in a "truth or dare" scenario.

E.g. I dare you to engage in platonic boob licking with her

by notasloth1234 March 28, 2013

albino fish lick

The act of eating cocaine out of a woman's vagina

Bro I got so high after she told me I could do an albino fish lick. She really seemed to like it too.

by Dipcommander May 14, 2015

WHAT THE LICK READ

"how are ya doing" a salutation

calvin ax me what the lick read this morning and i said "what"?

by shannonf October 28, 2007

funnel lick

when you feel the need to pull out a funnel to more efficiently lick the leftovers out of the woman anus, or pussy.

John got a good one on with christina.

by Kinky assmaster February 6, 2004

Lick-sauce

Alcoholic Beverage; Alcohol.

Bring some lick-sauce to that party tonight.

by Zoë Schultz September 20, 2006

Licking the bottle

When you are interested in a girl and effectively tell your friends as to make her off limits to their sexual conquests, much like if you licked a bottle so that nobody would drink from it while you were out of the room.

Dude, I am Licking the bottle on this girl. Back off.

by Seanlas Barbowany November 19, 2010