king of the rock

Sitting in a cold shower with your male friends, while jacking off to see whose dick can stay hard the longest

Jason and his drum line bros, king of the rocked last night.

by Paulwalkersghost March 16, 2014

King Steve

A name used for someone who is unexpectedly nice.
Inspired by the only King Stephen of England who was a surprisingly nice guy amidst the tyrannical natures shown in his predecessors and successors.

Person a: 'Adolf gave me a back rub yesterday.' Person b: 'What a King Steve!'

by Georgethefourth January 17, 2017

King the Sky

To inadvertently, through some form of miscommunication, ejaculate into ones own face.

I was with that new girl and her best friend last night, and I was too embarrassed to say anything so I kinged the sky.

My eyes have been dry ever since your mom made me king the sky.

cum accident your mom

by Karmanaut December 24, 2012

Larkman King

Title awarded to man in charge on the Larkman Estate, Norwich, UK. King of the Larkmanites, the big man.

Guy #1 - who's that twat
Guy #2 - watch it mate, that's the Larkman King, show some respect.

by KingWeasel October 25, 2018

Sneak King

A Burger King video game from 2006 where you get to play as the Burger King. You sneak up on people and give them food.

Jerome: Have you played Sneak King?
Linda: What's that?
Jerome: It's a Burger King video game.
Linda: They have a video game?

by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

Keyboard King

Someone who can only talk shit online and makes excuses as to why they won't say their insults through voice and/or video chat.

Troll: Hey fat fucking retard. You gonna kill yourself now or later?
Normie: shut up you keyboard king.

Troll: LMFAOOOOO THIS FUCKING LOSER!!!
Normie: You wanna talk in call or video since you're typing your mouth away?
Troll: Nah I'mma laugh at how ugly you are lmfaoooo.
Normie: point proven. keyboard king.

by ScarletSteed March 2, 2020

The Bee King

The Bee King is a me; a king of bees. I reside in the country of Memelandia and am responsible for the saving of the bees. I have millions of bee children, Bartholomew of which is the eldest. He is gay and in love with a wasp. As the heir to the throne, he brings great dishonour to the family name by the townspeople, but I personally accept my son.

Oh look, it's The Bee King and his son Bartholomew!

by SaveTheBees August 19, 2016