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blowjob

a slang word used in australia, when a person blows into another person’s bellybutton
person 1- could you give me a blowjob
person 2- lift up your shirt :)
by eddieisthebest September 10, 2020
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blowjob sampson

When Mile Ryan proceeds to perform fellatio vigorously until his mouth becomes dry.
Yo, I told dat fool to give me a blowjob sampson, and he obliged. Afterwards, he needed a Gatorade because his mouth was so dry.
by El Conquistador20139 December 20, 2013
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Unicorn Blowjob

It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob.

You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.
Me : “Hey you wanna give me a unicorn blowjob?”
Her : “Yeah sure, let’s both taste the rainbow
by Dus71n March 8, 2023
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shit blowjob

The act of pooping in a girls mouth then asking for a blow job
Jack: Can you give me a shit blowjob
Mia: Yes baby
by bajhur_god September 13, 2020
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farmers blowjob

When you are sucking dick and you proceed to farmers blow(pinch one nostril and blow your nose) then continue to lick off the snot from the cock
Chad: bro this girl gave me a farmers blowjob yesterday
brad: yoooooo!!!
by shooop dowoop April 22, 2022
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sweedish blowjob

A very depraved blowjob performed for drugs.
I really wanted some weed, so I offered Jack a sweedish blowjob
by Vestigial Limb November 13, 2016
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Colonial Blowjob

The act of receiving a blowjob to completion, then immediately kicking the providing person out of their own home.
Dude I got the best colonial blowjob last night... the chick's fridge was full, I'm gonna eat rich for weeks.
by Anima_Caston August 28, 2024
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