Nigga Moment

When two white males accidentally bump into each other on the crosswalk, they would simply shake it off or say "Sorry/Excuse me"

When two black males 'accidentally' bump into each other on the crosswalk, they would start a fight right then and there for the littlest reason. Heck, one might even pull out a gun or knife. ...Maybe both.

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by ‍ November 10, 2015

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kumquat moment

The point when mutual flirtation is on the edge of crossing one of the flirter's boundaries and they feel the need to deploy a safety word.

Gosh, that sounds like a kumquat moment!

by hmvocab May 31, 2015

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Dante Moment

Its just being gay.

Dante: *exists*
Everyone: Yup it checks out, a Dante Moment

by Redos005 November 7, 2020

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Miso Moment

When someone is unable to process things, resulting in an absolute confusion and inability to speak normally. Normally used as internet slang, in moments such as public voice chats or texting chatrooms.

"did you hear about theo yesterday"
"yeah i heard he had a total miso moment"

by mydough! September 14, 2021

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A cricket moment

That awkward silence after something inappropriate, off topic or really boring has been uttered in a group conversation, where the only sound heard thereafter is chirping crickets. this is often followed by the departure of some participants.

OK, that there? that was a cricket moment

by <yawn!> December 3, 2010

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lexi moment

a lexi moment is when a person is IMing, and for some reason, spell so many words wrong to the point where the receiver is completely unable to understand. people who have lexi moments most often have dysLEXIa.

1).
person 1: hwats up, hwere are uyo?
person 2: what..?"
person 1: ?
person 2: you just had a lexi moment...

2). "She had a total lexi moment, I couldn't understand what the FUCK she was saying."

by katkylesquared June 21, 2009

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