by Jdlj1983 May 14, 2024
Get the Put you on a shirtmug. by Blah99292 September 8, 2021
Get the Shirtmug. When a man, even though he had a vasectomy, has to pull out in order not to leave his wife dripping for the next 12 hours and she doesn’t want it on her gut. The husband must take an old white undershirt and “tuck it” under her ass, creating a canvas for his man juice.
Fucking Trudie man. I got a vasectomy and she still won’t let me bust up in her puss. I have to use the t shirt tuck so I don’t get it on or in her.
by Scotty Nice October 26, 2019
Get the T Shirt Tuckmug. If you are the designated driver or designated walker, a person who always complains to go with you to a party and always wants to leave a party early knowing you're responsible for taking them home. They are the type to act reckless at parties and force you to be the ones to watch over them
See gamekiller
Named after what small children do to their mothers when they are being whiny brats
See gamekiller
Named after what small children do to their mothers when they are being whiny brats
Text from Dawn: alright so what's the plan for tonight
Text from Dawn: If you're going to Ron's party let me know
Text from Dawn: I'm ready, so if you're ready, let me know
Text from Dawn: I'm 5 minutes away from your house
Text from Dawn: I'm at your door
Text from Me: You're such a shirt-tugger
Dawn: Can we go?
Me: Fuck no. We just got here. Quit tuggin my shirt
Text from Dawn: If you're going to Ron's party let me know
Text from Dawn: I'm ready, so if you're ready, let me know
Text from Dawn: I'm 5 minutes away from your house
Text from Dawn: I'm at your door
Text from Me: You're such a shirt-tugger
Dawn: Can we go?
Me: Fuck no. We just got here. Quit tuggin my shirt
by Uncleruck April 26, 2008
Get the Shirt-Tuggermug. by Baz June 12, 2016
Get the chambray shirtmug. "Dude that man right there is so closeted" "but he's like kinda supposed to be, like a closeted shirt?"
by Flu flu without a clu clue October 31, 2023
Get the closeted shirtmug. Basically any shirt a man owns that he wouldn't go on a date in. A t-shirt used for sleeping, going to the liquor store, or hanging around the house in.
"Hey that Laker game is on right now, wanna head to the pub"?
"Nah, my lady has me doing house chores, and I'm still in my trash shirt form yesterday".
And/or
"the doorbell. Hand me that trash shirt.
"Nah, my lady has me doing house chores, and I'm still in my trash shirt form yesterday".
And/or
"the doorbell. Hand me that trash shirt.
by Permanenthursday@gmail.com January 23, 2010
Get the Trash shirtmug.