Land of Titty flop

Know as a magical land we’re known criminals voldy poo(Voldemort) and Harry Potter go to cut off nips. Further more this realm is filled with ice cream frosted Tittys and people livening there drive the clouds of vagina farts and live and castles of ass dust.

Voldemort: come on Harry let’s go to to land of titty flop.
Harry: ok (jumps on vagina fart and rides away)

by OLD MAN FANTASY!!!!! M and K July 29, 2018

burning lands legal

'Not quite safe, but if it's good enough for me, it's good enough for you.'

Specifically used in reference to being slack with the normal safety standards required in the construction of Amtgard LARP boffers.

Don't worry Muerte, your concrete-filled swords are burning lands legal, at least.

by Steven Howell July 30, 2004

mullet landing a marlin

A mullet landing a marlin is when the mullet (guy who is highly unattractive) in spite of the odds being stacked against him, lands a marlin (hooks up with an extremely hot woman). This phenomenon is comparable to catching a marlin and pictures are usually taken for proof and bragging rights handed out accordingly.

Joe: dude, Rick is such a fucking mullet. He has no idea how to talk to a woman.
John: Bro, Rick landed a marlin last week. have some respect.
Joe: Holy shit, a mullet landing a marlin. Thats fucking crazy

by IFuckingHateTexas February 10, 2014

landing strip

This is when a woman either fails to trim her vaginal pubic hair at all or trims it still leaving a good covering of hair. The "landing strip" reffers to the vaginal hood where no hair grows and hence this appears like a landing strip in the middle of the forest. This situation usually results if a woman is to lazy to shave, too poor to afford a razor, too overweight to reach that area or European (no one really understands why.

(to a woman, preferably hot!) "Landing strip or shaven haven?"

by Adam T Smith June 14, 2006

La La Land

The Los Angeles Area

Fuck, I can't believe Johnny moved to La La Land!

by semen February 10, 2005

La La Land

Los Angeles, California.

Dude, that chick is from La La Land. Wear a party hat.

by Bud Dickman February 19, 2005

basilling your lands

When you're playing Magic: The Gathering, and you arrange your lands in an unintuitive or illogical way.

Stuart: Dude, you're basilling your lands again! You stacked a Swamp on a Plains, and next to it, you stacked a Mountain on a Swamp! Put your damn Swamps together!
Marwa: Nah, bro, I like stackin' them this way.

by alwaysatoad March 3, 2017