1-Pump

n. (wŭn-pŭmp)

1. A woman so incredibly sexy that the mere sight of her makes male ejaculation possible utilizing only a single inward stroke (or pump) of the penis shaft.

2. The very highest (and rarest) level of a rating system used to determine the attractiveness of a female based on how many strokes of the penis shaft occur before ejaculation.

Woah! You just missed a total 1-Pump dude!

by JQF2.0 November 29, 2010

July 1

A day where u can have a girl eat ur ass

July 1st the girl can be eating u instead of her.

by Bigcharzarddaddyjewflyingbirds October 15, 2019

1% milk

A very poor substitute for the best kind of milk, which is 3.25 % milk

Why the hell would you have that watery 1% milk when you could have 3.25% milk?

by The Replicator December 20, 2014

July 1

the day where the most sexiest girls alive were born. but if your a guy then it doesn’t really matter .

That peng ting wiv dat fat back over dere musta been born on july 1 styllll!

by leeksarebad November 9, 2019

November 1

the day me and my girlfriend got together

oh, it’s november 1, it’s liv and hanyiahs anniversary

by Livose November 4, 2019

November 1

First day of no nut November

November 1

by Biggween November 1, 2019

1/998001

this equals: 0.001002003004005006007008009010011012013014015016017018019020021022023024025026027028029...658659660661662663664665666667668669670671672673674675676677678679...996997999000001002003004005006007...
loops after "999"

We'll need exactly 1/998001 coffins to launch a hamster ball to a phoenix nest in a thumbnigonoid 7913468255555555.5googolplex*10^googolplex exaparsecs away. (whew)

by ichee the demongod March 25, 2019