When somebody (usually a child) shits in a swimming pool and the poo gets stuck in the overflow-gratings.
Lifeguard (during and announcement): "... and please watch out for the poo in the gratings, we stil haven't managed to wash it out yet... sorry! Just look out for the brown grids!..."
by Ibanezdudecons January 25, 2009
Get the Brown Gridmug. A massive turd that feels like you are being ripped in half, from anus to taint and anus to low back, as it works it’s way out.
Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Often so painful one begs and pleads for release. Most men experiencing a brown ripper equate it to rectal childbirth.
Braaaaahhhh could you take a quick gander at my gooch area? I just did a brown ripper and I think it really tore flesh this time.
I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.
I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
I was so constipated that I had a brown ripper and I felt like I was being filleted from stem to stern.
I just have rectal birth to a 10 pound turd with that brown ripper. I though I was going to need an emergency C section to get it out.
by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2018
Get the Brown Rippermug. Peter brown-balled me good last night. I’m still gaping.
The cops took my weed. I’m brown-balled tonight.
The cops took my weed. I’m brown-balled tonight.
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018
Get the Brown-Balledmug. The long walk to the bathroom when you really have to take a dump. Often dropping a Squeaker or two and avoiding sharting as you carefully walk to the bathroom. Similar to the brown swagger, except that it's more urgent, especially if you already have a turtle head poking out.
I was taking a brown walk and thought nobody was around so I ripped out a nice fart and ended up sharting on myself.
by khaytsus April 15, 2010
Get the brown walkmug. by Dizzy G. October 8, 2013
Get the brown hawaiimug. shitting your pants on the golf course
by MontourGolf22222 February 8, 2023
Get the Brown Healermug. is a sexual act in which one partner licks and eats out the others asshole, to the point that when the one partner smiles there is shit in between their teeth, causing the brown smile. (Please don't let this happen to you, always make sure to thoroughly wash beforehand)
Dude1: Yo dude last night my girl did the weirdest thing.
Dude2: What?
Dude1: She licked my asshole.
Dude2: Ewwww, bro.... she gave you a brown smile!
Dude1: ....Yup
Dude2: What?
Dude1: She licked my asshole.
Dude2: Ewwww, bro.... she gave you a brown smile!
Dude1: ....Yup
by DidloDildo May 4, 2011
Get the Brown Smilemug.