Madixi normus syndrome

Madixi normus is a syndrome not all males are born with. It’s genetically passed sometimes it can skip a child, But once you have the disease you will continue to have symptoms for the remainder of your life

Symptoms include: Hangloitis or tum-a-necaps
(symptoms are almost immediately active when u have this disease.)
Having this syndrome will force you to buy bigger pants sweat pants are usually not a smart choice with having the Madixi normous disease!!!!

: Longstroking
: heavy jeans
: occasional irritation or discomfort

: “ The Print” or malecameltoe

:hanglotudafloitis or tuma-nekaps

women tend to go crazy and it is very common to change their emotions As well intensify’s their sex drive.

Doctors are usually helpless in this kind of senario. They attempt to mock the disease with enhancements and silly pills but the Real Madixi normus syndrome or disease lies dormant and passed down usually if your father had it. No medication is necessary!!!

While getting my monthly physical today the doctor told me I’m showing symptoms of madixi normus syndrome.

by Dr. Fell good July 19, 2021

Up Syndrome

When you get filthy rich in the trenches and retire your parents

cupsey got up syndrome

by probably trenching March 4, 2025

Derangement Syndrome

The condition of feeling an emotion usually hate or anger so intense or irrational, at a specific person, group, or ideology, that a response is triggered which is equally intense and usually irrational.

Person 1: That dude is yelling about how x is evil incarnate. What's up with him?
Person 2: Must have x Derangement Syndrome/Must be deranged/Must have derangement syndrome.

by think about it...... October 5, 2020

gif syndrome

Gif syndrome is a loosely rare internet condition of sending too many fucking gifs for responses or just for the literal hell of it

My GF: sends and overly excessive amount of gifs
Me: are you okay? Do you have gif syndrome?

My GF: ....perhaps

by HighSchoolFucknut November 5, 2019

Akron Syndrome

When people watch TV or listen to radio from a different city than what they live in instead of what they have locally available to them.

Person 1: Over at my cousin's house in Ann Arbor, Michigan they watched Detroit TV the whole time, and they also had Detroit radio playing in the car.

Person 2: Sounds like the Ann Arbor broadcasters deal with Akron Syndrome.

by Marc1178 February 29, 2024

Freshman Overload Syndrome

College freshmen often fail to balance their social life with their academic life, leading them to become overwhelmed by mid-semester and likely to drop or fail courses.

Peter was overwhelmed with anxiety after he flunked two of his midterm exams because of Freshman Overload Syndrome.

by College Success July 31, 2017

Little bitch syndrome (LBS)

Little bitch syndrome- when your such a little bitch that it ends up turning into a mental disorder called little bitch syndrome (LBS)

Damn Johnny stole Tanya's country fried chicken combination platter combo plate yesterday now today he bought one in return just to eat it infront of her Jhonny suffers from little bitch syndrome (LBS). He also tends to be a big wiener at times.

by Will1324 July 3, 2022