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Mr. Steal Your Girl

Term to define your friend that sees you spitting game on a fly honey and should respect that but gets the urge to bag her before you. His tactics include but not limited to: showing a screen shot of his highest paycheck from 3 years ago, telling you that she doesn't like Dragonball Z, and gives you 1 twenty dollar bill but tells everyone he kept slipping you twenties under the table.
Tony, we going out tonight to find us some hunnies? If we go, let's avoid inviting Mr. Steal Your Girl.
by Annon2019 March 26, 2019
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Fat Girls Try Shit

As it sounds really. The age old saying that you can try almost anything with a fat girl. May also be used to describe a girl that you or your friend have tried shit with.
Hmm, Si, is that Fat Girls Try Shit over there?
by Anonymous May 19, 2003
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Gamer Girl Period Blood

it is a vile liquid produced once a month by hard core gamer girls. the type of gamer girls that store their cum in a cup and use it to masturbate 2 weeks later, the type of gamer girl that eats a chip she found in her pubes after spending days inside without showering. this dark maroon matter known as gamer girl period blood can only be consumed by the top 100 male gamer's. if it were consumed by anyone else it would would leave them hospitalized for weeks, puking up their blood, shitting pure liquid, and suffering from a corrupted and decaying mind. very few survive longer than 3 weeks. just smelling it can make the average person faint and shit them self. For the male gamer's that have consumed gamer girl period blood, they have seen significant benefits. these documented benefits are bullet proof penises made of kevlar, increased cock size by 10 fold, increased cum load of 13.5 liters, and a natural odor that makes minorities scared of you. I say males because gamer girl period blood doesn't work on females.
bro you hear about that esports gamer that tried cheating with gamer girl period blood. he downed that shit and was left hospitalized. it twisted and tortured his mind, turned his eyes black and his body pale, his cock shrunk, and his career was ended. his hands were so jittery he couldn't even jerk off without tearing off some skin.
by Scrotum Slayer November 6, 2019
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Fat Girls Having Fun

Used to discribe a photograph, video, or real-life scenario that depicts two or more fat girls having a good time. The same situations or media produced or acted by skinny girls would be seen as cute and fun and their good-time would be envied by all.

In the case of fat girls, their attempts to copy the good times of skinny girls are intepreted as "desperate" and hilariously sad.

Evidence of fat girls having fun can often be found in facebook or myspace photoalbums taken in front of bathroom mirrors, before high school dances, or by apple photobooth. Worst of course, are the photos taken by the beach.

Throwing up gang signs or making seductive kissy faces are quite common.
Girl 1: "Did you see Ellie and Liberty's photoshoot in the Torrid dressing room?"

Girl 2: "I did. Can you say "fat girls having fun?"
by 3girlsgonewild June 16, 2010
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big girl sit-down

making a poopie of any shape size or smell
where is the restroom? i need to make a big girl sit-down
by shieldsypoo October 16, 2009
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Top Real world girls

1. Tonya-Chicago
2. Cameran-Sand diego
3. Trishelle-Las vegas
4. Mallory-Paris
5. Sarah-Philly
Others receiving votes: The girls mj and brad had one night stands with
Dude 1:Dude wre u just in the bathroom
dude 2: Yeah i was chokin my chicken i just watched real world chicago.....Tonyas fuckin amazing
by the king tits December 14, 2004
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Cape Girl

A sub-genre of girls in the mid to late nineties who wore velvet capes and slinky dresses with Doc Martins. They usually drew all over their faces with black eyeliner and worshipped Marilyn Manson.
Girl 1: Kelli is a total cape girl and I'm going to kick her ass.

Girl 2: Yeah, you liked Manson way before Antichrist.
by nowitsdark0 October 20, 2008
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