Bearded Cock Snare

When you have a hairy dick and have to pee

“Max informed Matthew of how he has to go make a bearded cock snare into the toilet”

by MattBoiah December 3, 2020

cock

someones penis and WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TYPING THIS?!

this guys cock is huge i like it.

by pokemon master but an idiot January 7, 2022

Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo

A bunch of retarded mostly valorant shitcans especially this one dude called robbie he sucks(Iron)

me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN

by uhpink December 14, 2023

Cock Pit Parking

Parking your penis in a vagina before, during, or after sex. It does not move while "Cock Pit Parking".

I enjoy cock pit parking in her box after banging it all night.

by AbileneDickHead January 24, 2014

hands off cocks and on socks

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…

“Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”

by Scottis February 15, 2025

cock wife

1. any person who is made of cocks or who was born with or had extra cocks added surgically. 2. any woman who has all holes filled all the time. 3. an ignorant person.

jimmy:i just figured out my girlfriend was a cock wife. tommy: ewww what a whore

by greenday0398 November 2, 2008

Maryland Cock Sucker

When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.

Man: Did you hear? Bobbie’s Wife made him a Maryland Cock Sucker

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023