Tilson Syndrome

Inability to remember what happens after the credits end, and why you MUST stay in your seat.

She's got a case of the Tilson Syndrome & she missed the most epic Easter Egg ever!

by DiscoBarBQ September 3, 2016

40 Year Old White Woman Syndrome

Tell someone they have 40 year old white woman syndrome if they are frequently arguing, getting offended over someone else's problems or asking to speak to someone of higher qualification

Jim: "I hate the milkman, he's an asshole"

Person Afflicted with 40 year old white woman syndrome: 'Yeah I know, I hate that guy more than anyone I've ever met!"

Jim "But you don't even know him, man, I think you have 40 year old white woman syndrome"

by 40 year old May 17, 2023

Passenger Syndrome

When riding in a car someone else is driving, the anxiety, fear, or hyper criticality of everything the driver does and/or on the road.

Can lead to becoming a Back Seat Driver, or Passenger Seat Tourettes Syndrome.

Passenger: slight vocalization of concern going around a corner
Driver: Are you okay?
Passenger: Yeah it's just a little Passenger Syndrome.

Driver a quarter mile ahead: taps brakes
Passenger: OH MY GOD SLOW DOWN THEY'RE STOPPING!
Driver: Geez relax, your Passenger Syndrome is insufferable today.

by sockpuppetcow June 14, 2022

Granny Dancing Syndrome

When a female is in a club and they dance sexually but it does not suit them as a person. This results in other surrounding people feeling uncomfortable.
For example "God , i hate when she tries to grab me in the club, it fees like my grandmas trying to grind on me."

"i thought they were best friends , why is she trying to get away from her?" "oh, that's just granny dancing syndrome"

by rubella.com December 28, 2023

Takotsubo syndrome

Like the stranger but happens when your heart is broken. Happens when you fall asleep on your arm, then rub it out first thing in the morning so it feels like old times. But you can't finish and it's as limp as old celery.

I tried to rub it out, but my dick was Takotsuboed.

They diagnosed me with Takotsubo syndrome and said my dick is sad.

by anonymous December 1, 2023

B. Looney Syndrome

The ability to get any girl you want and blow it up to 15 minutes before you actually get with her.

Yo Dude, that girl from the party last night wanted to jump my bones real bad, and we were about to get to business when i got a bad case of B. Looney Syndrome

by Jared L July 24, 2008

Dude selfish syndrome

When a guy doesn't want a girl he has intercourse with or had relations with to talk to anyone else. He will get mad, name calling. Threatening, and easily pissed off at you.

He called you a whore and blocked you Shelly. What the hell does he have "dude selfish syndrome?"

by Shelly Smith January 18, 2017