Glenvar high school

The school thats divided in to two parts, Faggots and Rednecks that think its funny to put ’’yee yee’’ stickers on their whack ass trucks. The teachers don’t know what they’re doing but the principals are cool. The school itself looks like a kindergardner that put two carboard boxes together, and the green windows look like a glass painting i made back in 1st grade please they’re so awful like please someone bring god down and knock them out. The ceilings are so short that even short kids (like me) feel claustrophobic. Lastly, the band sucks ass. I’m sorry but y’all make hidden valley’s band look good. Like learn to play a fuckin note bro.

*me going to my school’s football game*
Friend: “your band sucks ass“

Me: “yeah they really do let’s go to the cave spring’s side and vibe with their band“

(Glenvar High School- home of the alcoholics)

by MulletDaddy? November 30, 2021

high-powered idiot

A highly educated, influential, and analytical person who asks the wrong questions or holds the wrong beliefs, yet has the status and resources to deeply pursue them

"Where the hell did they get this expert panel? Half of these guys seem like high-powered idiots who know nothing about this subject."

by secnarf_nella June 5, 2024

High king

Someone with high status who is also very high

I smoking with high king and we were high

by Ginger-olive February 21, 2020

When I say "jump" you say "how high?"

The catchphrase of boomers in particular, possibly coming from the movie "Stripes" is a phrase that fuels their narccisim and the outcome being they wonder why their kids and grand kids go No Contact and abandon them or throw them into homes and abandon them.

The idea is you are supposed to question an order not act in blind subordenation. They just say "JUMP!" being confused you ask "How high and why?"

Boomers comically use the phrase "If your friend jumps off a bridge would you follow?" fueling more of their hypocisy.

"When I say "jump" you say "how high?"-Boomers

"Why do my kids hate me?"-Boomers

by rolomaturbo December 25, 2023

high up party's

When you throw a get together/party and while at the party you go out and buy some illegal drugs then find a hiding spot and smoke it up and have a stoned out party

Tim: i was at some high up party's last night

Jack: what did you have

Tim: blue kush
Jack:how high were you

Tim: higher then a kite
Jack:AWESOME!!!!!

by Skully Walrus May 17, 2011

high test girl

any girl who appears to be on high testosterone

Before becoming gay lovers both bndrew and bardens enjoyed looking at high test girls

by mfdoge March 22, 2019

high quality trolling

After you get your degree in low quality trolling, high quality is the stuff of legends. The only rule is you can't be caught.

Bubba: I heard your sister was online trolling folks.
Gabriel: Was it the everyday trolling or high quality?
Bubba: I reckon it was the everyday variety because if it was the high quality trolling, I wouldn'tof heard about it.

by FishmasterFlash November 30, 2022