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Snake Sex

1. Inserting a penis into a snake.

2. Inserting a snake into an oriface for the intent of pleasuring oneself.
“Hey, why are you talking weird?”

“I tried to do snake sex and the python bit me.”
by #( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 5, 2018
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Unisex sex

When a guy or girl has a unisex name and has sex with someone of the opposite gender with the same name.
Guy 1: Alex and Alex are dating now.
Guy 2: I guess there's some unisex sex in their future.
by Cobalt-Alloy April 30, 2015
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Sex

When two 23 year old women start a new business out of their garage and go bankrupt due to lack of profit.
Man, I wish sex didn’t exist, it killed my dog.

Sex really took away all my life savings.

I had sex with my cousin and it absolutely ruined her business.

My mom is anal about sex because anal sex ruined her 20’s.
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Hardcore Gay Sex

A man and a man will have hot and steamy hardcore gay sex
Joe. M: Let’s have hardcore gay sex Carmen!
Carmen: No go kill yoursel-
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Secondhand sex toys

Sex toys that a person keeps from their ex to use on future parners
Omg Joey tried to use his secondhand sex toys on me!?!
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Sex

They whispered stuff to each other and kissed then got down to business. He started touching Linda’s buttons then opening it and grapping her boobs. Me and Cl and P were perplexed to say the least. They stripped and he put his hand on her pussy. He started slowly rubbing up down, side to side, faster and Faster! She was shivering with pleasure and then let out a small gasp. He covered her mouth and climbed on her, rubbing even FAster. FASter, FASTer, FASTEr, and FASTER!!! Until she burst into a moan auuughhH!!

He put his Fat penis in her respiring hole leading to nonstop pleasure moaning. Going in, out, in, out, then finally completely in as if it had eaten it. It was magical! She was quivering with sweat on her boobs and her pussy drank up the rush of cum escaping. sex
by LilySobiye234 April 11, 2023
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Sex For Homework

Passing a class by finding a study buddy to help you study sexual intercourse for the one-night stand exam
Person 1: My teacher assigned sex for homework. Now I gotta cram for a one-night stand exam.
Person 2: Do you want to be my motherfucking study buddy?
by thatonemotherfucka November 16, 2020
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