Business services

A department at a university or college that takes you're well earned money to pay for your overinflated college education. Also is a repeat offender of charging you more than you owe and/or losing your last payment.

There is nothing more evil than business services.

Business services is the bane of my existence

by Cougarboy February 11, 2015

boomerang business model

A business model in which all profits from a good or service are returned to the consumers that generated them, with only compensation for operating costs extracted by the provider of the good or service.

A website based on a boomerang business model generates advertising revenue proportional to user traffic, then returns its profits to its users, keeping only the portion of advertising revenue equal to operating costs.

by Roland Eavey September 11, 2008

Successful Business MODATEC style

When you can barely afford your workshop rent and electric, pay 1 guy to make tea £350 a week, your apprentice £150 a week, your main tech £500 a week, and then get 2 sub techs in on £160 each for 2 days work. Whilst still living at home, sleeping on your mums couch because all the other rooms are occupied, and your credit accounts are closing quicker than a bank in a recession. #MODATEC

I see uncs gone and done another modatec special successful business MODATEC style #MODATEC

by Neekay88 December 16, 2020

heat business

Any situation considered negative in some manner, or will more often than not have a less than ideal result. Awkward situations also apply.

Eric: Today, I was almost got caught smoking weed by my parents.
Peter: Man, that is heat business...

Jeff: I just saw my brother kissing my sister...
Brett: Wow, that is absolute heatest of business.

by Kowlessari November 14, 2011

Business Paula

Assertive person that uses financial terms learned from movies like wolf of wall street

-Do you know what is a pigeon investor?
-What are you? A business Paula?

by Mr senor April 11, 2019

biddy business

Silly behaviour based on getting old. Falling over “, general aches and pains such as a bad back, gout and depleted liver.

Tammy fell over and broke her toe nail off , total biddy business!

by O_Loves August 17, 2019

Love is a Business

When you manage your relationship or love life like it’s a business.

Love is a Business, but you can’t expect full-time benefits when you treat it like a part-time job.

Love is a Business! When you sign a pre-nup, it’s not that you’re planning for a divorce, you’re managing the emotions and assets while you’re in a good headspace.

by Love Manager February 28, 2019