by Merpish Man April 26, 2020
Get the Toilet Paper mug.The third after Thanksgiving dinner.
I went to use the bath room after Thanksgiving dinner and someone left a big ol toilet turkey in the crapper!
by Tomayko Plumbing November 23, 2017
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Get the toilet drink mug.noun. Spanglish meaning for toilet paper. Coined by people who grew up with spanish or french creole speaking relatives by directly mentally translating 'papel de toilet'.
by bxemsmedic September 15, 2009
Get the paper toilet mug.the worst fucking word on the planet,straight from fucking hell,this is literally a fucking toilet with a head screaming out random words that people call a "meme" even though its not fucking funny,literally worse than the ohio meme because only 2 year old with no fucking braincells like it,has cringy characters in its series that people simp for,even people above 6 know its fucking cringe
2 year old with no braincells:abababsba
mom:awww look timmy is watching a video
dad:okay
2 year old with no braincells:skibidi bom bom bom yes yes skibi bombodi ni ni skibidi toilet sigma
dad:fuck this child im leaving
mom:awww look timmy is watching a video
dad:okay
2 year old with no braincells:skibidi bom bom bom yes yes skibi bombodi ni ni skibidi toilet sigma
dad:fuck this child im leaving
by ThisisACertifiedUDaccount October 31, 2023
Get the skibidi toilet mug.First you poop, then you wipe your butt, but then you suddenly realize you have to poop some more, and then you wipe your butt again. This may be repeated as many times as necessary. When you're done, the layers of poop and toilet paper resemble the layers of fruit and yogurt in a parfait.
Dude 1: Why were you taking so long in the bathroom?
Dude 2: Sorry bud, I was making a toilet parfait.
Dude 2: Sorry bud, I was making a toilet parfait.
by DarkBass July 23, 2012
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