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Rotten sleep

When the quality of your sleep is just awful. You toss and turn, wake and fall back to sleep a little, wake again, restless leg syndrome, cant breathe, have anxiety, continue to toss and turn, even try hot tea and hot showers... still toss and turn until its bright outside. Typically happens after consuming sugar or waking up after being drunk and not being able to go back to sleep.
Ron: im gonna blow a fucking bullet in my brain! Cant fucking sleep.. its Rotten sleep god damnit!

Sabrina: oh i slept like a rock, maybe should stop getting drunk at 6 pm and passing out, only to wake at 1257 am.. hehehehe, wouldnt have to worry about that there rotten sleep.
by Hatingthisday July 19, 2019
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Sleep-Ladding

The act of throwing lads unintentionally in your sleep.
Sir J-Douxx twas passed out piss drunk, and out of nowhere, twas thee who was sleep-ladding.
by A Laddie September 20, 2011
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T Sleeping

T Sleeping occurs several times in a persons life, most commonly when the person is in their late teens. While this person sleeps, their body is in the T-Pose, automatically meaning they’re having a wet dream about, Tyler Posey.
Person1: Did you have a wet dream about, Tyler Posey?
Person2: How did you know that??
Person1: You we’re totally T Sleeping last night.
by BussyPower August 28, 2021
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Sleep mode

when putting on some comfy clothes and wash my face and brush my teeth and watch some good ass satisfying shit 🤝
Jonathan i’m going to my sleep mode.
by tehee.com April 19, 2019
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Sleep Revelation

That one, bittersweet moment of intense fatigue due to an unhealthy lack of sleep, where you suddenly know EVERYTHING. You literally become the harbinger of infinite knowledge for a few moments before crashing out into a deep sleep, only to forget everything upon waking up.
*Person 1's bloodshot, baggy eyes widen in absolute awe.*
Person 2: Uh...
Person 1: Shut up! I've finally come to a realization, all the questions people have had that couldn't be answered, I know EVERYTHING, man, YOU MIGHT AS WELL SEND FOR THE POLICE!!!
Person 2: Wha--...
Person 1: SHUT UP!!! What comes after death? What's out there in space or the ocean? What happens when we use our brains to their full potential? What's the meaning of life? WELL I'LL TELL YOU! I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHIN--...
*Person 1 crashes into his pillow, experiencing the total nirvana that is the sleep revelation.*
by A Choking Melon May 11, 2013
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Sleep Crapnea

When you fart in your sleep and wake yourself up choking on it.
I can’t get a good night’s rest after spicy food. The heartburn sucks but the sleep crapnea is the worst. It keeps everyone in the house awake!
by Babyashes August 1, 2019
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Smart sleep

To sleep in a library in order to more effectively absorb learning through osmosis
I’m going to smart sleep in the library tonight since it is finals week at it is open 24/7 so I can get an A in my ecology final.
by Phanda101 May 5, 2022
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