Near Porn

Any non-pornographic picture of a hot chick.

I couldn't find my hustler, so i looked at some near porn.

by Mellon777 January 22, 2009

gay porn

guys fucking..it is great

i love to watch gay porn

by ihateniggers July 18, 2003

Child porn

What a catholic priest watches

Pope frances loves child porn

by Yarlivaryt June 26, 2019

porn addict

someone who looks at porn excessively and even knows names of specific porn stars.

Dez Alston in business class:
Dez: yo did you see that new jaunt from rachel star bruh?
me: nah son i got the real shit
Dez: its just as good imagining it. and sometimes i use lotion to enhance the feeling. it works.
me: Bull you need some help you are such a porn addict.

by Maxium penis length possible July 17, 2009

Lady Porn

1: Girly magazines that we all secretly love, no matter how feminist we try to be

2: Softcore romance novels that are basically the scripts for porn, but more 18th century and cheesy.

1: Elle, Vogue, Cosmo, Seventeen, etc, etc.

2: They're the paperbacks in the shitty bookstores, often featuring Fabio on the covers, shirt unbuttoned, hair billowing in the wind.

In a sentence*-
Girl 1: Look, there's a shitty bookstore!
Girl 2: Let's go in and get some lady porn!
Girl 1: Yay!

*note: definitions are interchangeable

by Nia Earth Destroyer March 4, 2007

Porkchop Porn

A form of porn that involves larger girls.

I like that porkchop porn. Big bitches with titties and ass. no skinny bitches.

by TidwellDennis January 22, 2009

softcore porn

visual pornography, such as videos or photos, depciting persons who or either nude or partially nude; said persons are depicted in a risque manner

"Playboy" is a softcore porn magazine.

by Da Nastee One September 24, 2003