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jock rocking

to vocalize or sing in a corny, rhythmical manner, about the current task or objective one is performing. Kind of like how one would imagine a jock would sing.
For example, if you're cleaning you're bathroom, you'd sing something like, "Wiping down the siiiinnnnk!!! Scruuuubbiiiing the faaaauucet!!!!! Got to get it clean before my girrrlllrllllfriend gets hooooooome! Cuz i want to get laaaaaaid!!!!"

Example: He kept jock rocking while he was driving to the store. Talk about annoying, singing about every turn he took and every street, and even sang about the turn signal. i will not fuck him tonight because his incessant jock rocking.
by Kolar July 13, 2012
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Rock Solid

Being rock solid means being well grounded with someone close to you , to be close in a friendship, relationship, etc. To stay honest, and real no matter the circumstances.
He was honest in everything he did and said, we're really close friends, I told him everything and he didn't tell a soul my deepest secrets. His character is rock solid!
by Ajohnson91 October 17, 2017
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Jerk Rock

A genre of music defined by intense emotional douchebaggery. It is mostly lame late 90's-2000's alternative rock. The singer has an angsty raspy voice. The word "pain" is used as a comma. Music is tailored to 13 year old males whose parents just don't get them and they're gonna run away. and they mean it!

Also makes good WWE entrance music.

Bands that fall under this genre include: Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, Seether, Hinder, 3 Doors Down, Three Days Grace, Trapt, Breaking Benjamin, Papa Roach, Godsmack
We can't be friends, his iPod is chock-full of jerk rock.
by PeteFTW November 15, 2009
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dome rock

Verb - a gaming term where one player puts a single round through an opponent's head (dome) causing him death, usually by a sniper rifle.
Jeremy: "What the fuck just happened?!"
Jon: "You got straight dome rocked!"
by J-UniT25 December 21, 2008
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Rock Haters

Someone who hates Rock Music, because they think it's Satanic and evil. They usually like Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, or any other type of shitty "music".
Cool person: "Man, I love Guns n Roses! They're awesome! And AC/DC too! Great music..."
Rock haters: "MuSic?/ Liek, wat cind?"
Cool person: "They're rock bands."
Haters: "RoCK??!!!11!1!one!1 Liek, RocK iS EVIL!!1!!1! They IS SATaniC!!!!1!!one!eleven!!11!1!"
Cool person: "Uh, that's not true! Have you ever even--"
Haters: Juustin BieBerrr 4EvAR!!!!!11!!11!!one!!!eleven!!11!"
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chubb rock

DC Metro slang for an erection. Refers to 90s rapster Chubb Rock.
I wore tighty whities to the prom so my inevitable chubb rock wouldn't show.
by DC Paulie January 2, 2009
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Michael Rocke/Mr Rocke

The worst teacher to possibly exists
Will tell you to stop talking even tho ain't even talking.

Not married

Has no coxk
"Michael rocke, has no cock" Michael Rocke/Mr Rocke
by Thiccboiiiii69 October 18, 2019
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